October 1, 2007

Angel vs Demon

I have to admit Marilyn Manson scares the shit out of me. But ‘Putting Holes in Happiness’ somehow found a place in my rusty ears. Maybe because it’s a much softer song on their otherwise hard metal genre. The video still scares the shit out of me, though.

On an entirely unrelated note, I found this little gem singing beautiful French songs on virb.com. Her name is uhm, Little, an Asian-looking girl with an angelic voice. She does not scare the shit out of me. I like Petite Coccinelle the best.

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October 3, 2007

Links for 9.27.2007 through 10.2.2007

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Pick one

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Update: I went with the second one.

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Learn to think differently

by david in brasil
A couple of times a year, I pull up the following and read it, trying to realign my thinking process. I don’t know who originally wrote it; I’ve had it for years. I apologize for the long post, but it’s worth it.

Some time ago I received a call from a colleague. He was about to give a student a zero for his answer to a physics question, while the student claimed a perfect score. The instructor and the student agreed to an impartial arbiter, and I was selected.I read the examination question: “SHOW HOW IT IS POSSIBLE TO DETERMINE THE HEIGHT OF A TALL BUILDING WITH THE AID OF A BAROMETER.”

The student had answered, “Take the barometer to the top of the building, attach a long rope to it,lower it to the street, and then bring it up, measuring the length of the rope. The length of the rope is the height of the building.” The student really had a strong case for full credit since he had really answered the question completely and correctly! On the other hand, if full credit were given, it could well contribute to a high grade in his physics course and to certify competence in physics, but the answer did not confirm this.

I suggested that the student have another try. I gave the student six minutes to answer the question with the warning that the answer should show some knowledge of physics. At the end of five minutes, he had not written anything. I asked if he wished to give up, but he said he had many answers to this problem; he was just thinking of the best one. I excused myself for interrupting him and asked him to please go on. In the next minute, he dashed off his answer which read: “Take the barometer to the top of the building and lean over the edge of the roof. Drop the barometer, timing its fall with a stopwatch.Then, using the formula x=0.5*a*t^^2, calculate the height of the building.” At this point, I asked my colleague if he would give up. He conceded,and gave the student almost full credit.

While leaving my colleague’s office, I recalled that the student had said that he had other answers to the problem,so I asked him what they were. “Well,” said the student, “there are many ways of getting the height of a tall building with the aid of a barometer. For example, you could take the barometer out on a sunny day and measure the height of the barometer, the length of its shadow, and the length of the shadow of the building,and by the use of simple proportion, determine the height of the building.” “Fine,” I said, “and others?” “Yes,” said the student, “there is a very basic measurement method you will like. In this method, you take the barometer and begin to walk up the stairs. As you climb the stairs, you mark off the length of the barometer along the wall. You then count the number of marks, and this will give you the height of the building in barometer units.” “A very direct method.” “Of course. If you want a more sophisticated method, you can tie the barometer to the end of a string, swing it as a pendulum, and determine the value of g at the street level and at the top of the building. From the difference between the two values of g, the height of the building,in principle, can be calculated.” “On this same tact, you could take the barometer to the top of the building,attach a long rope to it, lower it to just above the street, and then swing it as a pendulum. You could then calculate the height of the building by the period of the precession”. “Finally,” he concluded, “there are many other ways of solving the problem.Probably the best,” he said, “is to take the barometer to the basement and knock on the superintendent’s door. When the superintendent answers, you speak to him as follows: ‘Mr. Superintendent, here is a fine barometer. If you will tell me the height of the building, I will give you this barometer.”

At this point, I asked the student if he really did not know the conventional answer to this question. He admitted that he did, but said that he was fed up with high school and college instructors trying to teach him how to think. The student was Neils Bohr.

The original slashdot’s post is poorly formatted, so I decided to repost it here

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October 5, 2007

Links for 10.3.2007 through 10.4.2007

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Here you go, Reddits’ puny whiners…

For those Redditers who complain on just about every entry about XKCD, Ron Paul, Pics or whatever, if an awfully simple solution such as downmod the story, don’t upmod the story or just ignore the story (duh?) doesn’t work for you, here’s a greasemonkey’s script to treat your pain.

Please don’t mind the name of the script, that’s just how the tiny little me inside me feels about you guys. Tiny Alvin can almost hear the echo of your long, high-pitched cry all the way inside here!


// ==UserScript==
// @name           reddit-whiny
// @namespace      redditWhiny
// @description    excludes posts in reddit that contain the words 'XKCD, Ron Paul, Pics...'
// @include        http://reddit.com/*
// ==/UserScript==

(function()
{
	try{
		//EDIT HERE
                //if the post title contains these words, filter it out, you whiny bastard.
		//it's case insensitive, so you don't have to specify XKCD and xkcd, you weenie whiny.
		var banWord=new Array('xkcd','ron paul','pic','video'); 

		//DO NOT EDIT ANYTHING BELOW THIS
		var mainContent = document.getElementById('main');
		var alink = mainContent.getElementsByTagName('a');
		var count = 0;
		for (var i=0, j=alink.length; i 0){
			var dbody = document.getElementById('siteTable');
			var note = document.createElement('div');
			note.innerHTML = '

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October 8, 2007

Links for 10.5.2007

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What the Modern Woman Wants

My cousin forwarded me this winning essay of the 2004 Commonwealth Essay Competition earlier today. It was written by Amanda Chong Wei-Zhen, a 15 years old girl from Singapore.

Her short story, titled What The Modern Woman Wants, focused on the conflict in values between an old lady and her independent-minded daughter.

‘Through my story, I attempted to convey the unique East-versus-West struggles and generation gaps that I felt were characteristic of young people in my country,’ said Amanda, who likes drama, history and literature and wants to become a lawyer and a politician.

It’s worth a read :_).

Note: While I can’t personally relate to the story (thankfully), I do have a couple close friends who have ‘made it to the top of the world’ or so we say, while at the same time keep telling me how much they miss home and their parents and their mom’s cooking and thinking about moving back to Malaysia just to be close to their old folks. Sure, different circumstances, one might say. Regardless, having each other as friend help us keep our feet on the ground, firmly.

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October 10, 2007

Links for 10.8.2007 through 10.10.2007

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October 11, 2007

Rugby has the manliest ads

they make my biceps look like a peanut.

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yes, yes… even the last one.

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October 12, 2007

One argument to trump them all…

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October 14, 2007

I miss Friends

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October 17, 2007

I love digital…

so this is what I learned a couple days ago.

Just like the microwave, radio and clock/watch, there are also two types of pregnancy test stick: analog and digital.

Using the analog, you can get either the negative or positive result. The digital one however, will give you either the negative, the positive or the ERROR message.

ERROR = WTF.

oh I’m sorry, did my pee fry your transistors?

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October 22, 2007

the cab driver from Uganda

cabbie: so where are you from, sir?
me: Malaysia actually.
cabbie: ah, Mahathir! Mahathir!
me: ah yes. He’s more famous than I perceive him to be.
cabbie: he’s good. Not afraid to speak out against the West.
me: he was pretty good at that :).

Which make me think it will be many years before we Malaysians come to realize the impact Dr. Mahathir had on our country and the rest of the world. Regardless of what one has to say about his corrupted cronies and nepotism back then, he did put Malaysia on the map.

cabbie: so who’s your current Prime Minister?
me: Abdullah.
cabbie: eh?

:-)

then we talked about religion. Oh, my F- subject.

cabbie: so is Malaysia a Muslim country?
me: yes, about 60% of the pop. are Muslims.
cabbie: oh so are you?
me: no. I’m a Christian.
** let the slaughtering begins!**
cabbie: so do you worship Jesus?
me: yes.
cabbie: because he’s the son of God? or because he’s the prophet sent by the God? or because he’s the God.
me: because he’s the son of God.
cabbie: but shouldn’t you worship someone who created you? in this case, as I believe, is the God Himself?
me: I think by worshiping and praising Jesus, Christians are directly serving the same gesture to God Himself.
cabbie: how can it be the same thing? Muslims worship Allah because He created us and guided us.
me: same here.
cabbie: It’s not the same. You worship Jesus, Muslims worship the God Himself.
me: If I’m not mistaken, Christians and Muslims pray to the same God.
cabbie: You’re wrong!
me: I am? I thought the customer is always right.
cabbie: yes but you are still wrong.
me: ok. I take it you’re a Muslim then.
cabbie: yes. I am.
me: so you always talk about this kind of stuff with your passengers?
cabbie: sometimes.
me: how was the typical response?
cabbie: not good. I had a few priests before, they called me a Satan. Others just kept saying I’m wrong and I’m evil and evil and evil (repeat for like 10 times) and wanted to get out of the cab. not good. They were so defensive.
me: yes, we like to think everyone else is going to hell.

Little does our cabbie know sometimes it’s hard for certain people who carry a heavy cultural and religious baggage to be engaged in this kind of discourse. They can’t, for most of the time, even begin or want to dissect whether the counter argument is valid or not, much less believe on its truthfulness.

cabbie: I’m just so sick of people keep referencing the 77 (or 77 thousands) virgins in heaven in the Quran because…
me (interrupting): Don’t worry about it. The Bible says it’s ok to sell our daughters into slavery and a woman menstrual is unclean.
cabbie: sir, are you sure you’re a Christian?
me: as much as you’re a Muslim.

From there, our chat topics somehow made a weird venture into gay sex. Thankfully, none of us is gay so there was no happy ending.

We arrived at Seattle airport just when he was about to go into abortion and polygamy.

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October 28, 2007

THE GREEN: ECOIST - BEN HARPER

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October 30, 2007

since you are… so you must know how to…

every computer scientist in training knows that someday in not too distance future they will be called upon by their cousin or best friends friend for this obligatory rescue mission:

‘my pc won’t boot, too many pop ups, i swear i didn’t do anything, i clicked on this link from this email and it showed Paris Hiltons’ boobies and everything just blew up (without me doing anything, i swear)…please help me’

Just because our degree has the word ‘computer’ inscribed on the scroll, that must mean we are the dummies guide to everything remotely related to a computer. Biggest fucking social misperception of all time. For crying out loud, we even design a t-shirt to show the world our pain and sorrow.

so I rarely broadcast my major anymore. 3 years working in this supposedly real world, it really doesn’t matter much anyway. Besides, what I’m doing right now, people won’t even realize you need a computer science degree to do it well. Management people gives us a bunch of titles, there’s user experience designer, interaction designer, UI designer, front end engineers and bla. Luckily, the worst ‘since you are… so you must know how to…‘ we get is this:

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it’s much easier than fixing your Windozzz, trust me.

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