What the mathaforker….
Google sent 377 total visits via 230 keywords to Daily Misery last month. Here are the top 10 keywords.

To all those poor souls that have stumbled across this site via Google when searching for ‘little dick’, I’m sorry to tell you that Google has misled you. My winnie poonie is anything but little. And it is certainly, for surely, without any doubts, not dead.
Now I wish I’d chosen better words for this post title.