It does suck to be a man
because…
- we can’t say no when THE woman proposes marriage. (yes, I know technically we can but you get my point…)
- if my wife is richer than me, I can but are not supposed to get even a tiny teenie portion of her financial asset when we get divorced. Poor Nick Lachey.
- we don’t have Victor’s Secret.
- it’s not ok for us to talk about our feelings, how terminally sad it may be.
- last but definitely not least, we are always wrong.
Of course, none of these can win in an argument with women because they carry the ultimate trump card - ‘we carry your little human inside us for 9 months and we have to push it out off our vagina and all you do is stand by the bed side with tears coming out of your sappy eyes saying ‘mygawwddd, that’s my little baby’, or not even that!’
Really, don’t even bother to try to counter that argument. You will just end up making yourself look really bad. Like really really bad.
Although you can always say ‘pregnant woman is the most beautiful thing in the world’ to score some points among them.
