My registration
Just when I thought I couldn’t be more ashamed with the recent conducts of my country, Malaysia, they came out with another brilliant idea to safe keep the nation’s peace and harmony.
After all, it is the nation’s peace and harmony we are talking about here. So as all good citizens should and would prepare to do, hereby I am submitting my registration application.
Name: Alvin Woon
DOB: March 31st 1982
State: Sarawak
Town: Sri Aman
Website URL: http://www.alvinwoon.com/blog
Describe your website (in less than 100 words): I write a wide variety of topics here in Daily Misery. Sometimes it’s about my life, my work or the cute blondie I just met a couple hours ago. Once in a blue moon, I like to write about politics, especially when it concerns my beloved country, Malaysia. I may write critical and negative stuff, you know, just to keep the check and balance going. But I won’t hesitate to commend my country when it rightly deserves it, although I find such occasions hard to come by lately. Most of the times, I would detail my blog posts with proper linguistic explanations and constructive point of views, but it’s just me playing politics there. Almost all the time, all I want to do is to ask my bigot multi-racial government to suck my balls and sod off treats everyone equally and that they are the ones who are killing the peace and harmony they so publicly try to protect.
And I’m really really sorry for taking more than 100 words here.
I hereby agree that if any of my blog entries causes harm to Malaysia’s peace and harmony, I shall be detained under the ISA act, without any access to councils or lawyers. I am also aware that torture is a major part of an ISA detainee’s daily life. : Not checked
update: Prime Minister Abdullah Ahmad Badawi “has shot down a proposal to order local bloggers to register with the government, saying existing laws are enough to deter Internet users from posting malicious content”.
