The perfect girl
-This story is not about me-
Have you ever meet someone who’s just perfect in every imaginable aspects, that you think a pretty, nice and smart girl should have, and that she likes you, BUT yet you are still not sure about dating her?
Get out of here! Yeah, I know.
Should a guy ever tell me shit like that, I would have asked him either one of these two questions: ‘Are you gay?’ or “She’s your sister, isn’t it?’. As impossible as it may seem to find such a Cleopatra nowadays, it’s even harder to believe that any guy would take a pass on that.
But it happens. No one will ever knows why Prince Charles chose Miss Parker Bowles over Princess Diana. Or why Britney got married to K Fed. Weird things happen to people. On rare occasions, under the influence of certain peculiar circumstances, we somehow decide to go against the norm of natural human selection. Such occurrences usually involve an enormous amount of artificial (ecstasy) and non-artificial (human stupidity) hallucinating agents. Sometimes such incident is not individualistic; there’s always a chance a large group of people might decide to commit such non-conformist, some say evil and foolish, act. For example, George W Bush winning the reelection in 2004.
But ANYWAY, back to the topic. So you know all your friends and friends’ friends are trying to get her number, and she’s all there for your taking and yet you stupid son of biscuits keep saying ‘no’ to her. The painful part goes like this:
NOOB friend: So I heard you’re dating Cleo…
Me: Uhm.. Nah. We’re just friends.
NOOB friend: Yeah I figured. You ugly ass can’t be that lucky.
Me: True, not even in a million years….
And you go ‘sighing’ all your sorrow in the corner of the basement room. The reason why you can’t date her? Oh if only the answer to that question is 42.
Totally emo right now.
-This story is still not about me-
