Dear Rachel McAdams
Dear Rachel,
I saw you in ‘Family Stone’ the other day. As usual, you’re stunning in there, outshining the rest of the cast. God must have spent a lot of time putting that finishing touch on your lovely smile - you’re gorgeous when you smile.
I heard you were engaged to that Goose guy earlier this month. I am glad for you two, sincerely. I am hoping to see more of you in 2006, maybe in a little bit more darker films. Of course a ‘Wedding Crasher 2′ can’t hurt. You made love story looked good too. I should stop.
Mike was not kidding when he said I cant write a proper love letter. But I am not too old to have a celebrity crush. It wouldnt be by any tiny minnow little chance that by giving you a proper entry in Daily Misery might somehow means something more to you than the whatever-carat diamond ring that Goose guy gave you, would it? I am prepare to dedicate my entire month posting slots just for you if in a most unlikely event the answer is ‘yes’.
Hugs,
Alvin
