Daily misery

I’ve already told a couple of my friends about this. What I really want is to be able to buy an island and build a beach side villa with a full frontal 180 degree sea view from the 2nd floor balcony and a waterfall-themed swimming pool. The interior of the villa should be filled with wooden furniture and I want the ceiling of the master bedroom to be transparent but with retractable roof for star gazing and natural lights purposes. Lots of coconut trees too.

Then I want to throw all my electronic gadgets into the sea and spend the rest of my life computer-less.

Girl, wife or love of a lifetime is not necessary a must, but I wouldnt mind sharing the island with a girl that has a smile resembling Rachel McAdams. In my ideal world, Rachel McAdams herself would occupy the other half of my master-double-combo-extra large king size bed.

Oh and also a puppy and a chimpanzee if she’s not allergic to animal.