Daily misery

-_-||| - this smiley which was introduced to me by her, represent in many ways my what-the-hell, har? , *speechless* or like-that-also-can-meh emotions. Recently I found myself on several occasions where only this particular smiley can best describe my facial expression.
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David, our web designer, came out of the restroom holding a magazine and pointed his finger at a building in one of the pages that display a picture of Lincoln city when viewed from the top….
David: This is exactly where I had sex with my ex last time. That building over there with a huge side window…
me: -_-|||
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While talking to my mom just now….
Mom: mommy going to get a new car.
me: eh? why? We already have two cars wor.
Mom: Cuz mommy wants to drive new car ma.
me: -_-|||
me: so what car are you getting?
Mom: MyVee (or smth). Hehe, now this family has four cars.
me: four? why four? I thought you are going to buy a car?
Mom: Add in your own car in US then four lor.
me: -_-|||
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When talking to a proprietory e-commerce web application support technician ….
me: I’m not sure if you guys realize this but out of the three existing templates, one of them, which is the one we so happen to be using right now, does not have product’s sub category feature implemented into it.
Miss tech: Yes we are aware of that.
me: So do you guys provide any solutions to that? Add-ons maybe?
Miss tech: No we dont.
me: So there’s no way I can use this template and have the sub category feature at the same time?
Miss tech: You can either hard code it yourself or choose the other templates.
me: *very frustrated already* Allright, do you happen to have the code snippets / API documentation to trigger that particular action?
Miss tech: Its in the source codes.
me: -_-|||
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After watching ‘Alexander‘ with Ryan….
Ryan + me: -_-|||