Cheesecakes down the drain
Well, I had to shell out 450 dollars to get my car fixed. That’s 113 raspberry cheesecake in equivalence ($3.50 each). My sorrow is way beyond any imaginable sadness ever documented in the history of human literature. That’s like my entire 2006’s happy portion right there. Like Su Ann would say - I dont know why people take drugs and stuff when there are cheesecakes so readily available. cheap, too. And I seriously dont understand why anyone would try to steal a car when there’re so many bakery shops available in town. Just imagine all the cheesecakes one can consume after breaking into the shop. Euphoric, orgasmic, terrific - oh man even I ran out of words to describe that pure momentarily sense of happiness. Apparently not everyone shares the same passion with me.
So may all of those who molested my car membakar di neraka tangga lapan belas! (burn in hell level 18th). Poor baby, I took her for a shower after picking her up from the hospital and I think she’s still mad at me for all the things that had happened. She tried to ran Huinee over the sidewalk while I was picking her up at Wellsfargo bank just now. Poor soul.
Kiki Lala is dying. First the flower died. Now her leaves turned yellow. Iris, one of my colleague asked me to put her under the fluorescent light on my desk weeks ago but due to my own incompetence, I keep forgetting to switch the light on whenever I arrive every morning. Kiki Lala is a very important piece in my desk. She is the only non-work related thing there and so beautifully she stands out. Poor soul.
Later that evening, Huinee and I crashed into a local bar cum restaurant somewhere in Haymarket for dinner. We sat at the bar and I was suprised when she told me this was her first time sitting at the bar. I however am a frequent bar sitter, you know, being a semi-alcoholic and depressive loner myself. I ordered a Samuel Adams and when the hunky, fierce looking bartender asked whether she wanted the same drink too, she stared at him for like 3 seconds, smiled and politely declined. I had to order a glass of water for her since she pretty much shaked her head all the way round. She’s such a charmer. Definitely not a bar sitter ^_^.
That concludes my somewhat unfortunate week. Both my baby car and baby flower and many many other babies still seem to be pretty mad at me.
Peace, very much loves and do stare at the sky once in a while.
A.Woon
