Torment of a relationship
I guess this is what my ex-gf was trying to tell me for the past couple of years when we were together. It felt not so good at all getting hit back like that, but this XX species got a point here. Its quite a laugh too.
By Greenietea
.: torment of a relationship :.i wonder what it’s like to be a lesbian.
it must be nice to ask for hair advice without getting a you look good no matter what now please get off my back comment. it must be nice to be told to buy more clothes and shoes because i really don’t have enough. it must be nice to have no football or basketball games that we, beyond my comprehension, have to HAVE to watch…
it must be really nice to be a lesbian.
all those endless basketball and footballs that i dread to watch. oh god. a bunch of sweaty men trying to get a tiny little ball into the net just ain’t my thing. why are they so damn serious about it? i mean i’m pretty serious about getting my hair done but look at their faces! they’re almost as excited about it as though they were getting their hands on some booty. what the hell is up with men and silly round balls anyways? worst of all, i have to pretend like i’m enjoying myself because… well… i read somewhere that guys dig chicks who watch sports… and i am just a loser… let me tell y’all something… your girlfriend is pretending to like your sport games. and all your sport games can suck my ovaries in hell… really.
but it’s inevitable. i will have to watch sports games for the rest of my life even when nobody forced me to, most of the time i just offer to join. why? why do women torture themselves in relationships? why do women do such crazy things like supporting a sport team and screaming along side their men when they really don’t even know which team has control of the ball?
i would just like to say, women, only watch sports games with a man who is happy about shopping with you and carrying your things for you. only watch sports games with a man who actually notices the little things you do to your hair. only watch sports games if your man is really worth that two-hour of boredom.
sigh. and fyi, brazil vs. germany, 3 to 2. fuck me. i’m a disgrace. lol.
