Sexy toes
The moon is blue tonight, and its light shines upon my feet. All the sudden I realize I have a set of twelve ten ridiculously sexy toes. Just take a look at these sexy little bad boys. Can you even believe how tight and fit they are? It almost turns me on.
I mean girls will literally kneel down and beg to lick em` and moan when these cute bastards dance around their body. I bet they can do 69 and 96 while still maintaining their speed and strength for a considerable amount of time with apparent ease. How I never discover this hidden sexiness of mine after all these years I will never know. This is just so blasting whooshing cha-chingly remarkable.
Can you even imagine how much money I can make with my newfound wonder-toes? Do you have any idea how famous I can be. Just imagine all the toes-enlargement and make-you-toes-as-hard-as-Alvin’s advertisement endorsements I am going to get. Move along Sharapova’s long legs or David Beckham’s right foot, makes some room for my bling bling toes!
Guess what? I could even have my own MTV show - Pimp my toes!
Warning: Excessive alcohol consumption might not only lead to reckless driving and unsafe sex. In certain extreme cases, developing excessive narcissicism towards ones own body parts can also be part of the side effects.
